Subject: Ravioli---
The floor in the break room is clean.
It had some dust and grit on it a little bit ago. I know this because I had ravioli for lunch.
My ravioli was good except it had some grit in it.
It had grit in it because it came in contact with the floor.
Having retrieved it from the microwave, my paper plates' internal structure became compromised and in the ensuing 500ths of a second gravity took over. Approximately eight of my one inch by one inch beef filled raviolis became one with the pergo.
I am instantly reminded of the Hindenberg crash. OH THE HUMANITY!
I am a trained professional, however...I remained undaunted. I was undaunted for about 15 seconds while i wove my tapestry of profanity.....
Thank goodness for red kool aid. It helps with the grit.
By the way, the refrigerator door is clean too.
I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
