Sunday, July 4, 2010

POTTAMUS CHRONICLE--"BALL"

When Joe Fisher, aka "mans best friend", was a little Fisher in training,


everything that was remotely round was a "ball"-- somewhere along the line it

took because he is still the baseball player I had envisioned....


The "Pottamus Rex", who resides not only at my house but also ranks in the

top 10 list of my favorite family members (number 5 in the charts but number 1 in my heart), has got the same thing going on--- everything remotely round is a ball and could or should be thrown, hurled, or otherwise moved thru the air--

The most recent evidence of this is not last night while we were throwing the little rubber bouncy ball while I watched John Wayne's' "Mclintock" on TV, but today right after grocery shopping.

While Grandma, Mom and myself were putting up groceries--"Himself" decided to warm up in his own bullpen, taking every single cherry and better boy tomato from their moorings and hurling them from the confines of the back deck into the backyard and lower driveway below...

Every tomato.

All of them.


I arranged the carnage (think My Lai massacre) on the driveway in hopes that maybe the birds,
raccoons, or other wildlife may end up with the tomato sandwich that was destined for us......I thought maybe facing them east and blowing "Taps" may be appropriate.


Grandma, still in shock at this very moment, said "I can't believe he threw out all my tomatoes..."


Believe it, G ma.

If not now, then you will certainly realize it when you bite into your white bread and mayonnaise sandwich--


Most certainly what makes America special is her diverse culture of people, her landmarks, and her "mountains majesty".


To be sure, her history couldn't be any more sacred had Moses written it on tablets.


For me it’s the sights, sounds, and smells, but It's also everything I don't see.

I know not where my patriotism flows over into my religious beliefs and vice versa-God and Country--hand in glove.

It is the antithesis and cure to Homesickness. It is baseball, blue jeans, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and the 1970 fastback Mustang. It is barbecue grills, fresh cut grass, and every family gathered to enjoy a home cooked meal. It's a crying little baby on Santa's' lap, a stadium full of football fans in Athens in October, a wild Saturday night with friends and Church on Sunday. It is a grandfather and grandson watching an F16 scream overhead in full afterburner.

It is all those who serve our community and our Nation--the Scouts, the Legionnaires, the VFW, the Vietnam Vets- It’s the Navy's "Aye Aye", The Army's "Hooah", the Marines " Semper Fi" and the Air Forces "Wild Blue Yonder".

It is every John Wayne movie ever made, its Red Skelton reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, and is life as illustrated by Norman Rockwell and sung by Ray Charles.

It is... our nations Flag draped over a casket.


It is the greatest place on this Earth, Disney world notwithstanding.

I hold these truths to be self evident, manifested in my bone marrow and in my American hometown, Macon.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Daily Commute and Road Rage Haiku..





















(Done while texting and driving)




Skate goes speed limit

Barely.

Big rig fills mirrors

Foot off peddle

Middle finger.



Compact commute

Others Drive too fast

Sleepytime swerve

Need new underpants.



Adjust radio

Scratch itch

Did not see

Call tow truck.



Late work

Home soon

Drive fast

Gotta pee.

Seatcover wedgie.



Got an F

Exit 215

212

200

186

Got an E

No money.



AM,FM

Mp3

Bumper sticker

Keep the change

Distant storm.



Almost home

Riding fumes

Grocery store

Maxi super absorb

Coupons.



Half way there

Unseen cold air

Frrrrrrrrrrrppppp

Tremendous gas

Hilarity.