(Done while texting and driving)
Skate goes speed limit
Barely.
Big rig fills mirrors
Foot off peddle
Middle finger.
Compact commute
Others Drive too fast
Sleepytime swerve
Need new underpants.
Adjust radio
Scratch itch
Did not see
Call tow truck.
Late work
Home soon
Drive fast
Gotta pee.
Seatcover wedgie.
Got an F
Exit 215
212
200
186
Got an E
No money.
AM,FM
Mp3
Bumper sticker
Keep the change
Distant storm.
Almost home
Riding fumes
Grocery store
Maxi super absorb
Coupons.
Half way there
Unseen cold air
Frrrrrrrrrrrppppp
Tremendous gas
Hilarity.
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