Wednesday, December 22, 2010

POOTIE SAYS, PART I

 Ok, so I'm just a tad biased that I believe the "Pottamus B. Rex" is a rascally rascal.....thanks to the text message and his Mommas keeping me situationally aware, I am able to capture the true essence of my Grandson, whose real name escapes me---we all know and love him as our Pottamus...he and I have a window into each others soul, despite what Mom and Grandma think--they just don't understand. So here is an offering of the Pottamus and some of the things he says...(as long as there is Chocolate milk he will be ok..)


"Mama my blue heart is gonna break if you don't get me some chocolate milk!


Pottamus asked for his chocolate milk after lunch...I had to inform him that

the beloved Ovaltine supply had diminished.....he told me "Well that's just

great mom!"....he wont drink white milk anymore. It's time for a detox....



... last night I tried to get him to eat squash and he held the fork to his

mouth and looked at me & said "are you sure about this?"



Pootie says: "Mommy I don't feel good, I think I'm sick"... so I asked him what was

wrong & he said "my tummy is hurting, i think it needs chocolate milk".



Pootie to Tah on the phone:

"I wanna come home"

Tah: "Where are you now?"

Pootie: "I'm Home but I wanna come home"..(Home in S.C. But meaning

Macon)....sigh...



Pootie said "Mama I got the gouch". I asked him what the gouch was and he

said "yeah you know like George has the gouch."



Pootie is trying to use a toilet paper roll as a brace because "his knee is

jacked up".....



Pootie said "my tummy likes to drink because I have biceps."



Pootie said he got his pants from Charlotte Ruses (ladies apparel).....(note to self: Spend more time with Daniel and Tah)



Pootie just said this to Daniel: "Daddy when you get up in the morning, you

better watch out for the Grinch. He will hit you in the face...."

Thursday, December 9, 2010

YUENGLING!!

The first time I tried Yuengling Lager was in 2004. I was on a business trip (I am in the Military) to Virginia and at the hotel bar happy hour they had Yuengling on draft. I had been a Michelob Light drinker for my previous twenty some odd years.


Pulling up a stool and looking behind the bar I noticed the tap handle and read the words “Americas Oldest Brewery”--who knew? The name certainly wasn’t familiar at all. Call me a late bloomer I guess but Yuengling may just as well have been from China...the name certainly sounded like it did.

It was Happy Hour and two for one so I ordered one and got two. Yay me! After a sip or two, I looked at my glass, the tap handle, again at the glass, again at the tap handle, and said "hmmmmmmm"--I took another sip. Man, this is good, I say to myself. “Man, this is good”, I say to my boss, who had ordered the same. He concurred. A couple more sips and I knew by all that was holy and righteous that I had a new beer. Happy hour had been true to its word. And now a toast to my new found traditional lager. A classic, and America's oldest, which suited my red white and blue patriotic self to a "T".

I got back to Georgia---true to what I had suspected it was not to be found (The distinctive Yuengling Label I would have remembered).

I went online and researched. I found out all I ever wanted to know about Yuengling and then some. What an awesome story! But NOT a happy ending for there was NO Yuengling in Georgia. I sent an email to the Yuengling folks to inquire as to why--had Georgia offended them in some way? I was prepared to apologize on behalf of the entire state if necessary. What I found out was there were distributorship "issues".

Issue, schmissue, I wanted my Yuengling Lager.

I wanted to find out who exactly was the root cause for there not being any Yuengling in Georgia and punch them square in the nose.

Lamenting to friends and co-workers I quickly discovered THEY too thought Yuengling was awesome and they wanted it here in Georgia as well--evidently a lot of folks did, and about the same time as the fires were lit for an uprising of biblical proportions I found a website dedicated solely to getting Yuengling Lager in our home state. This website confirmed that I wasn’t crazy, that I had good taste, and Yuengling was the "deal". The Yuengling Revolution was underway in Georgia and I surely supported the cause!

In the meantime, I had to resort to shady and perhaps unethical methods in order to acquire my newfound love. On vacation to Florida we found Yuengling in abundance so naturally I filled up the back of the Yukon with a couple of cases to bring back over the line when I came home--reassigning the luggage to the rack on the roof of the vehicle. My brother in law (and beer connoisseur) made weekly treks to South Carolina in his job so we began "smuggling" Yuengling Lager into Georgia as if it were illegal narcotics. We smuggled for our friends, co workers, and spread the Yuengling Love to all who simply wanted to taste the best.

We converted, baptized, and shown the light to dozens of folks. A Baptism of sorts. We were merely disciples spreading the good word. Normally it only took one sip. We told ‘em the first one was free.

Fast Forward to the present day. Yuengling is served in most of the stores and restaurants in my hometown. The neon signs and displays always bring comfort and a sense of contentment. The Revolution worked. The people have spoken. America, and Americas oldest. All is right with the world!

No other beer goes so good with buffalo wings, good friends and good times. Whether it's ball games and tailgating, listening to the band, chilling in the Man cave, or just plain relaxing on the back porch….. Yuengling goes with everything!

None other has the classic design of its bottle and label. It was served at my Daughter’s wedding. It is now and will forever be my beer of choice.

Yuengling then. Yuengling now. Yuengling FOREVER!