Thursday, November 28, 2013

Observations from the Macys parade:



-there was a band that played a Ted Nugent Song! Bucket list check off!

-all the singers lip synching disturbs me--its unfair to the bands who have to deal with the cold-#fakepuckers

-Richard Simmons flopping around like a fish on a sidewalk (more disturbing and nauseous)-was immediately followed by a Hippopotamus float---#subliminalsupwiththat?

-Uncle Si. (Nuff said)

The Kool-Aid man float-immediately I said "Oh Yeah". #oldskool

- the gal that lip synched "New York New York" probably violated some protocol and had Sinatra rolling over in his grave- #sacrilegesomeonesgoingtoroastinyouknowwhere

-reckon how many of those folks wearing themed costumes that pull the floats along took a drink this morning-they looked awfully happy in that frigid weather. Just sayin. 

- the circus de solei cats were good with the trampoline-not to be confused by the Band de Solei for that St. Tropez tan...(Old commercial peeps, work with me here)

-is it just me or did CBS have everything showing EXCEPT the parade? They've gone to you know where since Walter Cronkite left...

-this concludes my report--i have been tasked to put those blue wafer thingys in the toilet since we have company coming--#spilunk!

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