Dear Skittle People;
Just purchased a bag of AMERICA MIX Skittles because when this boy tastes the rainbow, by God it's going to be a Red,White,and Blue American rainbow---which brings me to the issue.
The American mix is red white blue and lighter blue; specifically, the lighter blue skittle in question is 'Yumberry'.
Well, folks, I've got news for you.
If incorporated with a handful of other skittles, it taints the others; if taken by itself, it must be taken the same way one would take medicine-- in short, there is nothing 'Yum' about this skittle.
I would suggest renaming it to dingleberry or even polecat pissberry, because it is nasty. Let's dance with who brought us, ok? Please ixnay on the isspay. I have to go take a pull off my listerine bottle now.
George Fisher
Skittle Eater
P.S. Bet you thought I was going to say the light blue one was a shi**le, didn't you?
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