I picked a bad time to visit the Male latrine today, but it's the most hysterical thing I have encountered recently.
Alas, When Nature calls, you answer the phone---so off I went to do my business. At my age when summoned to do ones business it is important to take care of business lest it turn out to be bad business for all concerned. It's just good business to handle business in a businesslike manner.
I arrived into our rather large facility to discover that 2 of the 4 stalls were occupied. I have lived through worse, so I occupied the furthest stall away from the others in accordance with Man law. About the time I got settled an odor not normally found in these environs engulfed the room. Let me be perfectly clear and state, for the record, that it was not me. The odor was if someone had brought a live polecat into the latrine and began to skin it alive. Now I have never skinned a polecat but I have smelled my share of them along the highways and by-ways of our great state, so I know that smell. It has a smell all its own, and it's nasty.
At any rate, the door opens and another person occupies the last stall. The polecat smell intensifies. Courtesy flushes begin as if on cue, yet no one says a word. No one need say anything, but in another ten seconds another volley of courtesy flushes. I am doing my business as quickly as I am able, yielding to the "professionals" in the other three stalls. By this time the toilet paper rollers are turning so fast you just know there are sparks flying from the rollers. It is obvious I am out manned and out gunned, and reverse everything I did to make my exit. I complete my chore with quick dispatch. In fact the others do the same. The sound of 4 occupants pulling up, tucking in, and re-buckling is fast and furious, not unlike the firehouse in the middle of the night when the alarm sounds.
I emerge from the stall to find one of our co-workers feverishly brushing his teeth. I explode with laughter.
Whether he was brushing away lunch or the smell of a freshly skinned polecat, I know not. If I would have had some floss handy, I would have given it to him.
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I havent laughed so hard in a while!
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